..AND GRANDMA HAS AIDS
VISITING DADDY
IN PRISON HURTS MORE WHEN
MOM’S ALREADY DEAD.
high koo
HOW APPROPRIATE
“OH SHIT!” SHE SHOUTED
WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY
SHARTED IN HER SLACKS.
MAGNUM PEE-I
CRAZY HOMELESS MAN:
IF PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL,
THEN YOU’RE TOM SELLECK.
WHO’S BAD?
MOAMMAR GADDHAFI
LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON WITH
A WISPY MOUSTACHE.
DC SASQUATCH
YOU EVER SEEN A
CAUCASIAN WORK FOR METRO?
RARE LIKE SNOW LEOPARDS.
..AND DODO EGGS
DEAR TIME TRAVELLER:
BRING ME SLUTBAGS FROM THE PAST,
AND SOME FUTURE DRUGS..
MIGHT BE TWINS
DAMN BUFFALO WINGS
RIPPED MY PREGNANT ASS IN TWO.
JUST BIRTHED BUTT-MUD!
CHOPPED NUTS
SOOO MANY WRINKLES.
OOO!! OWWW!! TESTICLE SHAVING
WITH A DULL RAZOR.
