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..AND GRANDMA HAS AIDS

VISITING DADDY
IN PRISON HURTS MORE WHEN
MOM’S ALREADY DEAD.

HOW APPROPRIATE

“OH SHIT!” SHE SHOUTED
WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY
SHARTED IN HER SLACKS.

MAGNUM PEE-I

CRAZY HOMELESS MAN:
IF PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL,
THEN YOU’RE TOM SELLECK.

WHO’S BAD?

MOAMMAR GADDHAFI
LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON WITH
A WISPY MOUSTACHE.

DC SASQUATCH

YOU EVER SEEN A
CAUCASIAN WORK FOR METRO?
RARE LIKE SNOW LEOPARDS.

..AND DODO EGGS

DEAR TIME TRAVELLER:
BRING ME SLUTBAGS FROM THE PAST,
AND SOME FUTURE DRUGS..

MIGHT BE TWINS

DAMN BUFFALO WINGS
RIPPED MY PREGNANT ASS IN TWO.
JUST BIRTHED BUTT-MUD!

CHOPPED NUTS

SOOO MANY WRINKLES.
OOO!! OWWW!! TESTICLE SHAVING
WITH A DULL RAZOR.

MORE COMFORTABLE THAN GOOSE DOWN

OOPS!  I JUST KILLED IT.

I SMOTHERED YET ANOTHER

LITTER OF KITTENS.

CROCO-CACA-CORNICHON

PICKLED CUCUMBERS,

CROCODILES, AND BABY SHIT

ARE THE SAME COLOR.