SIR POOPS-ALOT
RIDE ON, GALLANT STEED!
CARRY ME TO THE STRONGHOLD
SO I MAY DOO-DOO.
high koo
LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR
YES! YES!! DON’T STOP, GIRL!!!!
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WORK THAT
ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR.
SMELLY SPEEDBUMPS
STOP MOANING HOBO!!!
DON’T MAKE ME RUN YOU OVER
WITH MY BENZ AGAIN.
I HAD A KILLER TIME AT PROM
I JUST SPILLED RED WINE
ON MY NEW WHITE TUXEDO
TO HIDE ALL THE BLOOD STAINS.
..AND GRANDMA HAS AIDS
VISITING DADDY
IN PRISON HURTS MORE WHEN
MOM’S ALREADY DEAD.
HOW APPROPRIATE
“OH SHIT!” SHE SHOUTED
WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY
SHARTED IN HER SLACKS.
MAGNUM PEE-I
CRAZY HOMELESS MAN:
IF PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL,
THEN YOU’RE TOM SELLECK.
WHO’S BAD?
MOAMMAR GADDHAFI
LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON WITH
A WISPY MOUSTACHE.
DC SASQUATCH
YOU EVER SEEN A
CAUCASIAN WORK FOR METRO?
RARE LIKE SNOW LEOPARDS.
..AND DODO EGGS
DEAR TIME TRAVELLER:
BRING ME SLUTBAGS FROM THE PAST,
AND SOME FUTURE DRUGS..
